Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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