i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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