Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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