i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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