If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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