Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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