Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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