So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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