why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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