Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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