I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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