what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He did a backflip because drugs
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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