If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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