Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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