How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Found your dick twin last night
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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