16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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