Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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