go do what you do best...puke behind churches
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
