I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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