Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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