youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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