when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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