did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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