So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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