go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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