i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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