Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
What drink are we having for lunch?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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