Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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