No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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