But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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