I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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