and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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