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Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
either way he was missing a nipple.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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