What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
