My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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