i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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