He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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