Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
God I need to hump something, right now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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