Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
we should paint friendship bongs
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