? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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