it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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