Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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