This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
