weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
