It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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