Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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