I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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