By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
this will be a night to untag.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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