You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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