well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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