when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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