Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Come share oat with me in your robe
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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